Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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