I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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