Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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