Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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