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you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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