we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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