he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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