Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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