ya dads aren't the best wingmen
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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