So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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