No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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