i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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