i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
wow bdsm is so cute
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