Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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