Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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