i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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