do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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