And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we're making bets on your personal life
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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