How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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