it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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