fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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