Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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