I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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