My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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