so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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