i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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