I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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