why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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