We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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