Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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