i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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