If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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