some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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