I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I FOUND THE LEGS
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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