On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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