i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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