So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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