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(901): View more from Tennessee

I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.

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God you're perfect.

(303): View more from Colorado

I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.

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(801): View more from Utah

Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.

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(972): View more from Texas

You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.

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