Jerry, you need to find god
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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