bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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