he puts the penis in happiness.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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