Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I love how my cats smell like pot.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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