I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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