Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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