never play flip cup with pint glasses
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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