Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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