She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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