I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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