If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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