i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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