Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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