My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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