ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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