I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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